The four ninja turtles, weapons drawn

The ninjas nowwear the hood

Four brothers in masks who steal from the Shredder and give to the hood. Green before green candles. Masked before it was a meta.

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WEN PEPPERONISHREDDER STILL REKTMASKED AND MAXI LONGSPLINTER APPROVED THE DEPLOYCOWABUNGAGREEN SHELLS GREEN CANDLESGIVE TO THE HOODSTEAL FROM SHREDDER$TMNT +420%THEY WEAR THE HOOD

The lore

Why the hood?

Four masked brothers. A sewer with wifi. A chain literally named after the guy who steals from the rich and gives to everyone else. This wrote itself.

They were green before the candles were. They wore the mask before the mask was a meta. Same hood, new chain.

Leonardo
Wears the hood straight

Leonardo

Plans the entry. Executes the plan. Never improvises.

Raphael
Wears the hood angry

Raphael

Zero patience, zero limit orders. Slippage cranked to 49%.

Donatello
Read the hood's contract

Donatello

Audited it by hand. Wrote a bot. Nobody understood him.

Michelangelo
Wears the hood backwards

Michelangelo

No idea what he bought, but the meme hit 2M views.

The numbers

Tokenomics

One page, one contract, no fine print.

Contract address

0x000000…000000

Chain

01

Robinhood

Where the hood lives

Memetic power

02

0

Out of a possible 10,000

Total supply

03

0

No mint function. Ever.

The four ninja turtles sitting together, weapons set down